Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...