10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...