What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...