some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...