You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...