~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...