Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!