Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...