Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...