My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.