Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...