Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
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elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...