Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...