The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...