Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Stand Still, Soldier!
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