Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...