Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...