And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!