Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...