The local District Judge
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Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
This tells me that I must be drunk
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Computer acronyms list
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Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
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Definitions of A Diplomat:
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Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...