A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...