Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.