Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !