A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...