TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Phone keeps ringing
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Packing Elephants
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Dog Named Mypenis
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What is your date of birth?
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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
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Dealing with a lawyer
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Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.