yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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I would like to havea second opinion
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Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Programmer’s drinking song
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How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
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The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...