Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...