101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...