The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...