Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...