Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...