Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...