Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...