The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...