“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...