Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...