Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...