The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...