Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...