Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...