Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...