George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...