Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...