Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...