Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.