The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...