Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...