Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...