The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...