A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...