11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...