Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...