Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...